Glamour Geese

In the past week, we've developed a new incurable fixation: Senior Portraits.

Before you report us to your local neighborhood watch, I should probably clarify that this obsession is the opposite of creepy and I promise that in the next 2.3 minutes, you will share our enthusiasm. Without further ado, I present you with... this:

These two masterpieces deserve their own dedicated exhibits at the Lourve. I finally understand the hidden meaning of art. Thank you, universe. 



And then this guy comes along and ruins everything. The foundation of my reality has been shaken and my world has been shattered. Philosophers have been trying to verbalize this exact message for centuries. WHERE WAS NIVEA MAN THEN? Malevolently laughing at their failures. 

While technically runner-ups, these guys are still winners. We're all winners in this game. 

There comes a day when these seniors graduate their respective high schools. No fear, my dear, the joy of engagement photos quickly approach. 

As with most things in life, there is one engagement photo to rule them all. Welcome to the future, kiddies:



Moral of the story: Please don't call the authorities about this please. 

OKAY LOVE YOU BYE!