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In the grand ol' days of 2012, we ran a series that exposed the severe psychological disorders of all of our friends. Incidentally enough, they were are graced with the same malady: Dissociative Identity Disorder, more commonly known as "Multiple Personality Syndrome."  A lot of people use the word "suffer" when describing how people function with abnormal tendencies.  We prefer more scenic semantics. Our friends do not suffer from Multiple Personality Syndrome, they wallow in it. So let us all band together and rejoice for the return of hysteria. HUZZAH!! Without further ado, let's pick on Blair!

Did you guys hear about that guy who tight roped across the Niagra Falls from US into Canada last week? ...So what you're telling me is that this man not only spent $1.3 million to legally stroll into Canada, but his family has been doing the same thing for 200 years? This dude is nuts. You know who is equally nuts? Adrienne. 

  That's right, folks. It has been confirmed: David Adusei is also completely nuts

She watches the movie Happy Killmore once a month with her favorite freaker, Goosebumps. She will probably cut you.

Today, we're turning the psychological camera on Adrienne, a beauty whose face has adorned the tag of every freaker that has had the honor and pleasure of freaking your person (or your dog. or hairbun. maybe even bottle.)

 Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the labyrinth of Zach's fake mental issues.

Everybody has at least one alter-ego. Whether or not they choose to showcase it is what sets them apart from everybody else. Here at Freaker USA, we highly encourage pseudo-self expression by playing dress-up to really give that multiple-personality syndrome a sense of confidence.  Today, w...